Homework Jokes

Great excuses for not doing your work:

• " I didn't want to add to all of the work you have already, teacher ".

• " I lost it while fighting this kid that said you weren't the best teacher in school ".

• " My pet hamster had babies, and she used it to make a nest ".

• " All of the electricity in our house suddenly went out, and I had to burn it to make a torch so I could see the fuse box ".

• " I didn't want to make everyone else  in the class look bad ". 

P/S: My dear pupils.. the dictionary is the only place where SUCCESS comes before WORK. Hard work is the price we must pay for success.